November 14, 2014

[Cellar Review] Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale 2011 Vintage

Brewed By: Sierra Nevada Brewing Company in Chico, California 
Purchased: Single bottle (12oz) from 6-pack purchased at Jewel-Osco in Chicago, IL; 2011
Style/ABV: India Pale Ale (IPA)
, 6.8%
Reported IBUs: 65

For whatever reason, people LOVE to cellar the Celebration Ale. It makes no sense, since this is a hop-forward beer that is all about those "wet hops." Google it. Anyway, I happen to have a 2011 vintage laying around...so here we are. About Sierra Nevada:
Sierra Nevada are one of the big players in craft brewing, and one of the first craft breweries to arrive on the craft beer scene. If you check out their history page, you will see that founder Ken Grossman began his quest to build a brewery in 1976. In 1980, Ken Grossman and co-founder Paul Camusi brewed their first batch of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. According to Wikipedia, Sierra Nevada's Pale Ale is the second best selling craft beer behind Boston Lager. Sierra Nevada is the sixth largest brewing company in the United States as well, cranking out over 750,000 barrels in 2010. For more info, check out their website.
Seriously, don't cellar this beer. This is a good beer fresh, as I noted way back in 2011. This beer is brewed with Chinook and Centennial hops, and features a Two-row Pale and Caramel malt base. 
[Cellar Review] Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale 2011

The aged vintage pours into a cloudy and hazy reddish/orange body, kicking up a momentous amount of orange/caramel-tinged head. This beer has had some time to carbonate in the bottle, and features a good amount of rising carbonation, sustaining head, and yeast particles that are just floating around. There's a good amount of lacing on the glass as well....

The aroma is a pretty solid indicator that this beer has been aged. Long gone are the vibrant citrus and pine notes. They have been replaced with wet leaves, iced tea, and watery Aspirin. It smells like a weak and aged Barleywine. This is what happens when hops drop off...hop...drop...fade...roll...twerk it.

This doesn't taste as disappointing as you would expect it to taste...but it's no Barleywine. The beer is well carbonated, still, and has those gentle iced tea hop notes with some crushed wet leaves. There's a little caramel and orange marmalade hanging around in the malt base spectrum, and the beer does gently veer in the direction of pine nuts and maple syrup....kind of like a Barleywine. But Cerra Nevaroz releases this shelf turd called Proud Foot that is totally more suitable for aging. Yeah.

For a 3-year-old beer, this isn't awful. It tastes very much like a muted Barleywine. All the faded elements have faded in the appropriate places...it's like being blessed with great tits and also having gravity pull them down favorably. I don't even analogy anymore. This is still well-carbed, retains a medium body, has solid palate depth, and solid complexity. It's a touch oxidized, and the hops generally veer in the direction of iced tea and that pine nut thing you get in aged BWs. Surprisingly, a malt base does retain, showing up in the back-front, mids, and back, mostly as hints of orange, caramel, and bread. This isn't awful, but it is much better fresh. If you want to age a Barleywine, buy a Barleywine. 

Rating: Average (3.0/5.0 Untappd)

I'm feeling a Decent 
Average on this. It's not bad...but it is definitely better fresh. Food pairings here include nothing. Do you really want to pair food with a 3-year old beer?


Random Thought: 
Can we finally lay to bed the myth that you should age this beer? If you desperately want to age a Sierra Nevada beer, age their Big Foot.

November 4, 2014

Blue Moon Winter Sample Pack 2014: Blue Moon Cinnamon Horchata Ale

Brewed By: Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors) in Milwaukee, Wisconsin   
Purchased: 12oz bottle from the Blue Moon Winter Sampler 2014 bought at Jewel-Osco in Chicago, IL; 2014 
Style/ABV: Spice/Herb/Vegetable Beer, 5.5%
Reported IBUs: 10

DAE Macro sampler packs?

Over the past few years of penning horrible blog reviews, I have never actually reviewed one of America's classic beers: Blue Moon Belgian White. I did review their god-awful Grand Cru once upon a time, but how about some of their more seminal releases? I couldn't pass up on the Winter Sampler Pack for 2014. This thing cost about $15, and comes with five unique beers. Well, five really, because who hasn't had the Belgian White? About MillerCoors aka Blue Moon:
Blue Moon was first brewed in 1995 at one of MillerCoors' R&D arms; in a sandlot, in Denver, Colorado, by Keith Villa. Keith Villa is an OG player these days. He's off judging beer, and talking about his PhD in brewing from the University of Brussels. There's a PhD for everything these days. Seriously though, it's Blue Moon. Read the Wiki. 
After pretty much #reking the Farmhouse Red Ale, I'm genuinely surprised to say that the Cinnamon Horchata Ale actually smells really fucking good. If you haven't #educated yourself on Horchata, do so now. The Cinnamon Horchata Ale is brewed with 2-row pale malt, long grain rice, and Sterling hops. 
Blue Moon Cinnamon Horchata Ale

This actually pours into a really nice, hazy, golden-pineapple-yellow body, kicking up two fingers of thick white head. Head retention is actually solid on this, as is the lacing and the carbonation.

This is far and away the most aromatic and best smelling beer from this Blue Moon Winter Sampler. This has strong cinnamon on the aroma, along with apples. It smells like apples dipped in cinnamon, apple pie filling...with some peppery spice, apple cider, and some wheat malts backing the whole thing up. It's actually a really inviting nose. 

Somehow the taste isn't quite as good as the aroma, but it still delivers a solid punch of apples and cinnamon. I'm getting a lot of apple pie filling with this one, with some wheat and caramel sugars in the mix. The apple pie filling is enough to bring out the nostalgia in me and warm my heart. But this is still one-note and has too much underlying caramel sweetness. Why. 

As you drink this, the rice starts to show up more in the taste, which is a nice wrinkle of complexity depending on how generous you want to be. This is not bad, maybe the best variant in the 2014 Winter Sampler. This is light-bodied, but still on the sweeter side of things, and has okay palate depth. The complexity leaves a lot to be desired, but this is an effective apple pie filling delivery system. I'm sure some people dream about that shit, and Keith Villa made that happen. The progression of this beer is pretty much apples and cinnamon up front; some wheat and more apples and cinnamon in the mids; and big pie filling, caramel sweetness, and faint bread on the back end. This really plays up the pie thing, and begs to be paired with some apple pie with American cheese on top (because MillerCoors). 

Rating: Average (3.0/5.0 Untappd)

I'm feeling a Light 
Average on this. This is basically liquid apple pie filling, and that's high praise for something brewed at some Canadian sandlot in the armpit of MillerCoors' super corporation. Again, I'm gonna second the apple pie pairing. With American cheese. 


Random Thought: For $15 you can buy a 750ml bottle of really good beer...or a 6-pack of really good beer...or a 12-pack of mostly average to mediocre beer. I guess this Blue Moon Winter Sample Pack would be serviceable for a party or something, but I wouldn't pick this up if you are looking to drink good winter beer. Just buy a couple of bottles of Trader Joe's Vintage Ale, or some Abt 12. 

Blue Moon Winter Sample Pack 2014: Blue Moon Farmhouse Red Ale

Brewed By: Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors) in Milwaukee, Wisconsin   
Purchased: 12oz bottle from the Blue Moon Winter Sampler 2014 bought at Jewel-Osco in Chicago, IL; 2014 
Style/ABV: Farmhouse Ale/Saison, 5.4%
Reported IBUs: 15

DAE Macro sampler packs?

Over the past few years of penning horrible blog reviews, I have never actually reviewed one of America's classic beers: Blue Moon Belgian White. I did review their god-awful Grand Cru once upon a time, but how about some of their more seminal releases? I couldn't pass up on the Winter Sampler Pack for 2014. This thing cost about $15, and comes with five unique beers. Well, five really, because who hasn't had the Belgian White? About MillerCoors aka Blue Moon:
Blue Moon was first brewed in 1995 at one of MillerCoors' R&D arms; in a sandlot, in Denver, Colorado, by Keith Villa. Keith Villa is an OG player these days. He's off judging beer, and talking about his PhD in brewing from the University of Brussels. There's a PhD for everything these days. Seriously though, it's Blue Moon. Read the Wiki. 
At what point are we going full shark jumping? Blue Moon making a Farmhouse Ale? The Farmhouse Red is brewed with Pale Malt, European Abbey Malt, European Acidulated Malt, Chocolate Malt, and Malted White Wheat malts; this features Spalt Select and Czech Saaz hops; and is brewed with white pepper, coriander, and hibiscus. I'm not sure what qualifies this as a farmhouse ale, or why I should pour it into a slender glass.

HOLY SHIT. The bottle of this actually says "Saison/Flanders-Style Ale." It also is part of Blue Moon's "Expressionist Collection." LOLOL.
This is a heaping pile of shit. "Saison." Fuck you, MillerCoors.


This pours into a flaccid red body that is filtered and rather unlively. The finger of red tinged head was quick to drop off leaving nothing but this caramel-soup mess of a beer that is apparently a "Saison." It's hard to believe that MillerCoors lets Keith Villa outside of their rape dungeon or whatever they call their R&D department, so I don't understand the story about how Keith traveled the Belgian countryside while fingering mashes or whatever the fuck MillerCoors thinks you need to do to conceive a Saison.

This abomination smells like wheat and fake caramel, ala EVERY. OTHER. FUCKING. BLUE. MOON. BEER. EVER. EVER!!!! And for the other styles that's okay, but Saisons are supposed to be peppery and citrusy and wheat-fueled. This smells offensively doughy and is not leaving a good impression on the nose.

This is possibly the worst Saison that has ever been made, and is a huge reminder that MillerCoors doesn't have a clue about the world of beer. This wouldn't even register as a Saison in the American craft beer scene back in 1990, and effectively tastes like Blue Moon Belgian White with some hibiscus thrown in because "if it works for that crazy honky Dany Prignon it must work for us!" The caramel and rye notes that cut through the hibiscus are like a bad mix of an Oktoberfest with Boulevard's Hibiscus Gose. Only it somehow tastes seven times worse. This is equal parts muddled as it is stupid, and the only connection to "Flanders" or "Saison" is to the Flanders region of Canada where they brew Saizons. Or something. What the fuck.

Rarely does a beer leave me speechless, but this is an aberration. As this warms up, some of the wheat makes an appearance over the onslaught of saccharine caramel-extract, but this is just so incredibly stupid...and kind of offensive. It's not so much that this is a bad beer per se as it is a bad Saison. Operative word. This is a Wheat Ale in the vaguest sense, and not really a Saison at all. It's just too damn malty and sweet. This is medium-bodied, and pretty full in the palate; up front is a blast of caramel, sugar, bread; the mids roll into some hibiscus, and mild wheat, with faint muddled tartness; the back end is just like "huh?" I'm not getting any pepper or citrus here. Just so bad. 

Rating: Below-Average (1.5/5.0 Untappd)

This is a Strong Below-Average. This isn't sewage by any stretch insofar that it is beer, and it is in my glass, and it is drinkable. Any connection to the Saison style or the Flanders region is incredibly tenuous, and this beer misses the mark like 
Chernobyl, the Titanic, and Peter North is space. This is just a remarkably gimmicky and stupid beer that needs to go away, like the Blue Moon Grand Cru.


Random Thought: Wow! I didn't think I would have such vitriolic and choice words regarding this Blue Moon Winter Sampler...I mean, it was smooth sailing up until now. Funny how that works...